I am on a quest to find a newspaper or publication that neatly dovetails with my Weltanschauung. I know that this is narrow-minded and that we should all constantly be reading stuff that challenges our pre-conceived notions and makes us view the world afresh. But frankly, when you are forever faced with diatribe not only challenges your beliefs but makes a mockery of them and forces the diurnal self-analysis as to whether you are going mad or not, isn’t it time to seek succour in some cleverly written articles wherein you can recognise the world as you see it and not the fantasyland we are led to believe exists outside our front door.

To this end, I have even gone as far as purchasing the Daily Telegraph! My husband, Mark Attwood, featured in this venerable rag a while back so I figured it must be half decent. Indeed there is much sensible writing in it but unfortunately the rigid adherence to anthropomorphic climate change really put me off so I think I’ll try the Socialist Worker this weekend.